It's a Hate-Really Hate kind of relationship...

So, I have a lot of interesting little chats with a co-worker of mine. We have what I can only describe as a pseudo hate-hate relationship. Pretty much the whole thing revolves around the intentional antagonizing of one another at every opportunity. Generally, our conversations go something like this:

Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [9:22 AM]:
Michael, I can't get to my test environment!
ME [1:18 PM]:
Is the application server running?
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [1:18 PM]:
Yes.
ME [3:02 PM]:
Are you sure?
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [3:02 PM]:
No.
ME [3:53 PM]:
Check.
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [4:01 PM]:
I hate you.

I have changed her name to protect the far-from-innocent. I will state that the name that I have given her, believe it or not, is no more ridiculous than her actual name. ;) Here is one of our more recent interactions.

Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:02 AM]:
Michael, I see this error...JVM appears hung: Timed out waiting for signal from JVM.
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:02 AM]:
could that have caused the problem?
ME [10:06 AM]:
uh...yeah...
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:07 AM]:
don't be smart
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:07 AM]:
what causes the jvm to hang
ME [10:07 AM]:
goblins
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:07 AM]:
I can't stand you
ME [10:07 AM]:
maybe fairies...
Abraham-Castlevania, Jeremiah Holly [10:07 AM]:
really really can't stand you